"Doctor Gridlock had always assumed he would be safe in the interconnected U-District stoplight tunnels, using his bumblebee size to outwit the do-gooders of the world. . . but suddenly, through the lenses of his fortress hanging above the intersection of University Way and 45th, came the image of a masked superhero. . . his skin and goatee obscured beneath a thick coating of chalk-dust from an earlier encounter with Detention Man. . . his crown reflecting the bright red light of the intersection as there were no green lights left in all of Seattle. . . could it be. . . SUPERHERO BOYFRIEND??"
Wow! That's all I can say: WOW!